pacheeeks.

sierra-:

pacheeks:

Putting your phone in the waistband of your pants when it’s on vibrate is a bad idea, children.
it tickles like a motherfucker.

NTS: get track pants with pockets.

THIS IS MY LIFE LOL

PS: IT ALSO SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.

Putting your phone in the waistband of your pants when it’s on vibrate is a bad idea, children.
it tickles like a motherfucker.

NTS: get track pants with pockets.

morganfreeman:

LISTEN, DO YOU WANT TO KNOW A SECRET?
DO YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL?
WHOAAAAAAA
CLOSER, LET ME WHISPER IN YOUR EAR,
SAY THE WORDS YOU WANT TO HEAR

No thanks. Your breath smells.

http://www.formspring.com/forms/?731942-DsBFotKTbR

I’m crying.

best answer I’ve gotten yet.

SWEET, I'M FUCKING JESUS

allhopedeleted:

SWEET, I’M FUCKING JESUS

SWEET, I’M FUCKING JESUS

SWEET, I’M FUCKING JESUS

SWEET, I’M FUCKING JESUS

Oh… okay, Jalen.

just.. okay. :|

I have to pee.

Am I getting up to go?

Nope.

I know who you are, Grammar Nazi.

I KNOW.

http://humbleorphans.tumblr.com/

humbleorphans:

deadashistory:

LOOK U STUPID BITCH I HOPE U FUCKING BURN IN HELL FOR FUCKING BEING A FUCKING DUMB STUPID BITCH ALL TIME LOW IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING BAND I’VE LIKED THEM SINCE BEFEOR GREG OWNES LEFT AND BEFORE THEY RELEASED DEJA ENTENDU SO IF U WANA TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM ITS LIEK YOUR FTALKING SHIT ABOUT ME SO FUCK YOU AND FUCKING KILLYOURSELF YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMB STUPID BITCH YOUR THE FAGERT NOT ALL TIME LOW SO FUCK YOU LOL YOU DUMB BITCH HATE ME CUZ U AINT ME

im crying.

i cant even

Ryan, what really is your life?

LOL. LUV U THO.

my hair looks purple.
i enjoy this.

my hair looks purple.

i enjoy this.

FACT: EXPERIMENT MAY STILL HAVE A CHANCE.